really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
Assassin’s Creed : Brotherhood
↳ Ezio Auditore
(Source: miyku, via vidick)
So with FEMM announcing their first album and this blog reaching 1000 followers, I’m doing a give away :D If you’ve never heard of FEMM check out their songs on youtube and their official site, they rock!
The winner will receive their debut album ‘Femm-Isation’ via either iTunes (UK entrants) or a burnt CD copy (non-UK entrants)
How to enter: reblog this post (likes don’t count but if you want to bookmark it that’s fine!)
Requirements: must be following me, that’s it!
11:59pm 3pm GMT, October 1st (the day of the album’s release)
Please make sure you’ve got your ask box open so I can contact you if you win. If I can’t contact the winner or if I don’t hear back from them within two days I’m afraid I’m going to have to pick a new one. If you’ve got any questions don’t hesitate to ask~
Good luck to you all, now spread the word!!
Femm-Isation is out today!
I’m closing the giveaway a little early, so now it will be closing at 3pm GMT, that’s 13 hours away. I’m really excited to announce who wins. Thanks everyone for taking part !!!
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I’ll show you something. […] It DOES sound rude. I’m not going to lie to you. It DOES sound rude. It’s not. Put me right on it. Stick me in.
(Source: laharl, via rebeccacrane)
"Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people."
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE
wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT
And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.