tyrionsthrone:

Motivational Joffrey for when you are feeling down.

ohsandor:

Welcome back, Jaime (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Make me choose » queen-michonne asked: Miranda or Jack?

zandraart:

defend connor at all costs

buriedwings:

that’s how the scene went, right?

#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context

kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 

#got

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

Tudor Diet Plan

no-puppy-eyes:

I am a ruined vessel of sorrow and regret…

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.